It's official. I have just passed my year-long crash course in teaching 2 and 3 year-olds to do more than just wet their pants. There were moments when I wasn't quite sure I could take another crying child screaming in my year but I persevered! And guess what--call me crazy but I"m going to do it again next year. Glutton for punishment? Maybe. But at least never boring :) In honor of surviving my first year, I thought I'd take an inventory...
Number of kids in my class: 15
Size of my classroom: about 15' x 15'
Classes in the whole school: 3
Staff: 5
Different nationalities at school: 18
Kids who didn't speak a word of English when they arrived: 13
Kids who couldn't get my name right almost all year long: 5
Of which was Tania: 1
Then, Auntie: 2
And next, Mister Talia: 1
And finally, Good Morning: 1
Presents received at the end of the year: 10
Boxes of chocolate received throughout the year: 7
Bottles of champagne received: 1
Days worked during the week: 4
Vacation time : 4.5....months (including summer)
Children who cried on the first day: 13
Children who cried every day for the first week: 3
Children who cried every day for the first two months: 1
Times the kids threw up at school during the year: 35
Instances where I was thrown up on: 2
Children who peed their pants: impossible to know
Lost voice: 2x
Birthday parties: 11
Calories gained from birthday cakes: not counting
Party bags: 165
Useless interns: too numerous to count
Interns who quit because there was too much cleaning involved: 2
Interns who quit because there was too little cleaning involved: 1
Interns that we wished would have quit: 10
Youngest intern: 13
Oldest intern: 45
Intern that convinced the children she was a witch: 1
Interns that played with the toys and play dough instead of supervising it: 5
African wall supervised and created by yours truly: 1
Complimentary jungle complete with hanging snakes: 1
Hours it took to complete the project: 15
Sanity lost over project: 100 %
Cuteness of my kids: priceless
4 comments:
Did you realize you posted twice in one week????? Loved it!
See you soon, Pam
so funny! paul and i enjoyed that. hahaha
Pam, I thought you'd be proud of me for that one! My hope is to someday reach consistency... ;)
And a big hello to the wonderful jeep :D
Thanks to Y and B for destroying it in 2 seconds.
Lydie
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